LET LOOSE THE BLOGS OF WAR

rocketmantis:

HSG started a new thread.
MSF joined the thread.
MSF: Oh, hey!
MSF: How are things going?
MSF: I was starting to get a little worried, hehe. Haven’t heard anything from you in a while.
HSG: I WAS SHOT
MSF: Oh no!
MSF: Just, just hold on, I’ll get the others.
DA joined the thread.
DA: hsg-kun, oh…

Homestuck General [HSG] started pestering MSPaintAdventureForums[MSF]
deviantART [DVA] began pestering Tumblr [TMB]
deviantArt [DVA] opened memo on board team kawaii neko-samas~~~~ :3333
>MSPAF: Pester TBR

shortname:

MSPA: What’s that?
TBR: oh, this?
TBR: it’s my +watch, pretty!cool huh?

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HSG: Pester DA

shortname:

HSG: WHY.JPG
DA: nyoro~n <:3

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DVA began pestering HSG



DVA: HSG-KUUUUUN~!!
DVA: ^__^
HSG: No.
HSG: Not now.
HSG: I already puked my breakfast up. Do not make my intestines follow.
DVA: iyaaa. »>_«< hsg-kun you really did it!!!!
DVA: you just wait til i get over there~~~
DVA: ur gonna get loved ~*tenderly*~ back to health <3
HSG: Do not make me impale myself on all these fucking dildos.
DVA: but i alchemized this kawaiii nurse outfit just for you, HSG-kuuuuun~
DVA: OuO
DVA: >uO
DVA: OuO
HSG: nope.avi
HSG: Time to take a ride on Ol’ Painless.
HSG: *ollies outie*

HSG has blocked DVA

DVA: n~yoron….. O^O;;

TMB began pestering HSG
HSG: Pester MSPAF
You are now Homestuck Genera—

holy fucking shit you are suddenly the angriest fucking thing on the planet why can’t you stop farting and queefing and 

oh my god

This is horrible. 

You poor thing.

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