HSG sent file “Sollux’s four dicks.jpg” to MSF
MSF: Hello HSG.
MSF: Oh gosh why did I open this?
HSG: Sup fag?
MSF: This reminds me of that question Hussie answered on His formspring.
HSG: So… guess what I just did.
MSF: He just got done saying that trolls have two penises. One for love and one for hate.
HSG: Penises? What?
MSF: And then someone asks if Sollux has two.
HSG: Oh wow, instead of penises you could say penes.
MSF: And He says, “Why are you inquiring as to whether a fictional child has four penises? Pretty weird dude.”
HSG: Penes penes penes penes.
MSF: Anyway, that’s what I thought of when you sent that picture.
HSG: So guess what I just did!
MSF: Something disturbing, I’ll bet.
HSG: I captchalogued an imp.
MSF: You can’t do that! Can you?
HSG: And then I alchemized with…
MSF: I wish you would just stick to the rules. I guess if John can captchalogue Casey, then perhaps captchalogging imps is alright.
MSF: Guess what?
HSG: Guess what I alchemized the imp with!
MSF: Oh no, please tell me you didn’t.
HSG: That’s right motherfucker!
HSG: There is a dildo imp running around right now.
HSG: Freaking out all it’s friends and family.
HSG: They’re all like, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED TO LIL MIKEY?”
MSF: Are you going to mutilate the imps or kill them?
HSG: “I’m sorry Mrs. Impson. Your son is now half dildo, and will only respond to the scent of ass or vagina.”
MSF: Seriously, where are you?
HSG: “NO, my poor baby. I’ll love him just the same.” Except we all know she won’t. She’ll love him more… heh heh heh.
MSF: Stop. Now. Where are you?
HSG: Still chillin’ here in LOGAR.
MSF: Well start moving man. We’re all up to our necks in monsters, and you’re sitting there playing with…
MSF: … dildos.
HSG: Ha ha! YES!
HSG: Hey man, I’m coping with some feelings here.
HSG: Do you think halftruth really is a vapid cunt?
MSF blocked HSG
written by sweetdudeandhellamike