HSG sent file “Sollux’s four dicks.jpg” to MSF

MSF: Hello HSG.

MSF: Oh gosh why did I open this?

HSG: Sup fag?

MSF: This reminds me of that question Hussie answered on His formspring.

HSG: So… guess what I just did.

MSF: He just got done saying that trolls have two penises. One for love and one for hate.

HSG: Penises? What?

MSF: And then someone asks if Sollux has two.

HSG: Oh wow, instead of penises you could say penes.

MSF: And He says, “Why are you inquiring as to whether a fictional child has four penises? Pretty weird dude.”

HSG: Penes penes penes penes.

MSF: Anyway, that’s what I thought of when you sent that picture.

HSG: So guess what I just did!

MSF: Something disturbing, I’ll bet.

HSG: I captchalogued an imp.

MSF: You can’t do that! Can you?

HSG: And then I alchemized with…

MSF: I wish you would just stick to the rules. I guess if John can captchalogue Casey, then perhaps captchalogging imps is alright.

HSG: Guess.

MSF: Guess what?

HSG: Guess what I alchemized the imp with!

MSF: Oh no, please tell me you didn’t.

HSG: That’s right motherfucker!

HSG: There is a dildo imp running around right now.

HSG: Freaking out all it’s friends and family.

HSG: They’re all like, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED TO LIL MIKEY?”

MSF: Are you going to mutilate the imps or kill them?

HSG: “I’m sorry Mrs. Impson. Your son is now half dildo, and will only respond to the scent of ass or vagina.”

MSF: Seriously, where are you?

HSG: “NO, my poor baby. I’ll love him just the same.” Except we all know she won’t. She’ll love him more…  heh heh heh.

MSF: Stop. Now. Where are you?

HSG: Still chillin’ here in LOGAR.

MSF: Well start moving man. We’re all up to our necks in monsters, and you’re sitting there playing with…

HSG: with?

MSF: … dildos. 

HSG: Ha ha! YES!

HSG: Hey man, I’m coping with some feelings here.

MSF: Really?

HSG: Yeah.

HSG: Do you think halftruth really is a vapid cunt?

MSF blocked HSG

written by sweetdudeandhellamike